The Poker Nerd


poker.py

Posted in hand evaluation, python, programming, poker by The Poker Nerd on the February 23rd, 2009

I spent a few days learning enough python to write a hand evaluator. Python’s seamless use of extremely large numbers makes some neat tricks involving prime numbers that would be tricky in languages limited to 64-bit integers extremely easy.  (more…)

Two hours, four minutes of my life I’m never going to get back

Posted in Uncategorized by The Poker Nerd on the February 9th, 2009

No one ever warned me not to watch Lucky You. Maybe, I should have known better. There were plenty of warning signs. But, there was nothing on the DVR and it was a Sunday afternoon.

I almost got away from it. I hated the main character enough to root for Drew Barrymore not to sleep with him. That meant I thought he didn’t deserve to do as well as, say, Tom Green. But, it kept hovering back and forth over the entertaining-annoying ratio line and sucked me in.

Even if this had been a good movie up to that point, the ending would have made it a horribly bad movie. Instead, it went from mediocre to painfully bad. Everyone involved should be embarrassed.

No one ever warned me. Now, you’ve been warned.